Madrid, late December '24

1-800-GIRLS at Club Malasana

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Edificio Cubos

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Hotel Leonardo, Chamberi, Madrid

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Bernabeu Stadium

As a longtime fan of 12th place and sinking Tottenham Hotspur, God only knows what kind of hideous juju I’m offloading here

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RIP, cast of Animal Farm

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Brutalist Shell in my frontyard

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City of brunettes

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Edificio Mirador (adventures in postmodern living)

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“Croac croac!”

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What’s in that Grinch costume, tall kid or short adult?

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Casa Carvajal, Somosaguas, Madrid

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World famous electric bill

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They’re barely old enough to eat hardy candy, and yet they were inhaling tequila shots like Pac-Man wafers

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The poltergeists here accept Cashapp, Venmo, Zelle, and Paypal

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I like my coffee like I like my women: heavily accessorized

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Metro mutt for life

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Yeah, gran via of people shoppin’ their brains out